FACS Sorcerer: Got a tricky flow cytometry panel? Fear not! Let’s summon some FITC and PE and use the hidden cannon of “Kennethy the great” to perform your compensation!
Paladin of MMPO (Mother Milenar Patience Order): Teen, cat, guild and lab mom…I can hear kids, adults or pets crying and complaining and still be unfazed and help them solve their problems (in the lab and in real life)!
Postdoctoral spite sigil level 20: the postdoc conjures a magickal floating orb or sigil, which when struck by a wide variety of attacks by referee number 2, emits balls of bitterness that target and seek out enemies, damaging them!